Somewhere between adoption day and now, the balance of power in your house shifted permanently.
Signs your dog is in charge
- You wake up at 6am, not because you want to, but because someone is staring at you
- Your schedule bends around walk times
- The good side of the couch has always been theirs
Why we let it happen
Unconditional loyalty is a hard thing to say no to. Somehow a wagging tail beats every argument you had prepared.
The real conclusion
You didn't get a pet. The pet got staff.